Beware the Dreaded Lurgie

Written By Tom Simmons

Beware the dreaded Lurgie

They hide one nose not wear.

It is a funnyanything

That sometimes

Gives a scare

A Lurgie loves to hide and lurk

In lounges in the dark

Where fluff balls hide  a

Lonely spider

Waiting for a snark

Now Lurgies are not partial

To a squeaky clean

New parcel

To find one take a look-er

At the grease behind the cooker

So clean your hands

Afore you touch

The stuff that's sweet and yummy

'Cos Lurgie loves to give you gyp

And make your tummy runny.

Tom Simmons
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