More Nonsense…

If all the world were upside down

Now wouldn't that be funny

With birds and bees upon their knees

And cow dung rain like honey

Water would spout up from lakes

To reach the top of cliffs

With sailing ships of cows on high

There'd be no smelly whiffs

Skirts and kilts would have balloons

Attached to thier periphery

Our heads would rest in little nests

To make them nice and slippery

And when it came to beddy times,

For tiny tots and little'ns

Mums and Dads would throw them up

To stick on beds of honeybuns